I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Spicy Disaster – Gildan Heavy Blend | Trendy Women’s Soft Sweatshirt. Direct to Garment. Printed & Shipped in the USA. Unisex Sizes.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A cozy, statement-making sweatshirt that blends soft, lived-in comfort with playful personality. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric and classic crewneck silhouette feel familiar from the first wear. On the front, a whimsical, fashion-forward calf illustration—sunglasses, sneakers, and a pink handbag—adds a cheeky, confident vibe with the captions "I'm not a hot mess" and "I'm a spicy disaster." Subtle, durable details like double-needle stitching, a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, and a tear-away label make this piece easy to wear all season. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean the sweatshirt looks good and aligns with conscientious values. Wear it layered for brisk mornings, or solo for lounging and low-key outings; it reads like a soft, funny companion that lifts everyday moments.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste
- DTG front print with DTF inner neck labels; embroidery available on chest or wrists
- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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