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Just a Mama Out Here Trying Not To Raise Assholes – Gildan Heavy Blend | Trendy Women’s Soft Sweatshirt. Direct to Garment. Printed & Shipped in the USA. Unisex Sizes.

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$38.00
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$38.00
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Size: S

Color: Ash

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S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Soft, roomy crewneck sweatshirt with a bold, sassy embroidered design that reads like a whispered laugh in the laundry room. This sweatshirt feels lived-in from the first wear — a cozy mid-weight cotton-poly blend with a classic cut and reinforced stitching that holds up to toddler hugs and school runs. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee in hand, at chaotic carpool lines, or while collapsing on the couch after bedtime. The distressed-style lettering and subtle pink accents give it personality without shouting; it reads like the wardrobe version of a knowing grin. Ethically sourced cotton, OEKO-TEX dyes, and careful construction mean comfort you can feel good about.

Product features
- Mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- DTG and DTF printed neck labels; embroidery option for chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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